- Do you live here, too? Oh sorry, I thought you two are together or something.

- Sounds like a love story.

- It's always nice to have a person who completes your sentences and knows exactly what you mean.

- Is it a kind of competition? Like who can do the situation weirder? Seems like no one has an idea of what's going on, but he's trying to make it weird, and then you make it weirder, and then he's doing it it even more weird.

- You're kidding. ...Right?

Блять, Гектор, лучше б ты молчал. Это когда окружащие говорят тебе то, что ты не хотел бы замечать.